i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man
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when i turned 13 my parents teased me about becoming a “rebellious teenager” and it really pissed me off for some reason so i went around for a few days acting like the perfect little angel and my mom was like “you know you’re being rebellious by trying to prove us wrong” and i started crying
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…also five thousand tons of rocket fuel.
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i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me
it was on sale
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The problem with school is that it’s forced.
I’m thirsty for knowledge when I have the freedom to seek it myself.
I cannot express this enough.