asktheharpy:

videohall:

Dairy cows in Holland are let out to pasture for the first time since the winter months

This makes me ridiculously happy

msjewbooty:

i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man

consulting-time-captain:

aro-rusco:

santajackharkness:

theladythorki:

steven-stone:

i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon

petition to rename the moon

lickbitchesgetmoney:

lickbitchesgetmoney:

when i turned 13 my parents teased me about becoming a “rebellious teenager” and it really pissed me off for some reason so i went around for a few days acting like the perfect little angel and my mom was like “you know you’re being rebellious by trying to prove us wrong” and i started crying

why

edwardspoonhands:

…also five thousand tons of rocket fuel.

Best use of the one “fuck” allowed in a PG-13 movie, EVER

consulting-violinist:

A further example of how the cast are actually their characters

grandthefthauntumn:

youqtee:

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

it was on sale

thanks mom

southernfriedblonde:

cerebral-madness:

The problem with school is that it’s forced. 

I’m thirsty for knowledge when I have the freedom to seek it myself.

I cannot express this enough.